Double Real!

If you share the same fascination with cougars who have too much money and botox and little regard for humanity as I do, you might be as ashamed as I am to be super excited for the "Real Housewives" double-header tonight! That's right, in Bravo's "The Real Housewives of Orange County" finale tonight, Tamara, her teen-aged wardrobe, and her dark roots will demand a divorce! And some of the past OC hoochies will come back. Who cares? But after that... it's "The Real Housewives of New York" premiere! I like them the most. Probably because they're the closest to actual humans. Except for Ramona who's pretty nuts and had one too many eye lifts. Looks like she'll be stirring up plenty of drama this season, touching on everything from Kelly's wayward boobs (seriously, wear a bra lady!) to the recently divorced "Countess" being called "Countless" by Ramona's sleazy husband. One of my favorite cast members had been Bethenny Frankel, who seems to be becoming... unlikable. Shocking, I know. Maybe's it's because the "Skinny Girl" mogul is prego. But nothing is more disturbing than the former "Countess" Luann de Lesseps becoming... a pop star? WTF??? Is that really a classy move, Countess? Take a page from Heidi Montag's book, it's not worth the humiliation. Didn't you see Kim Zolciak sing "Tardy for The Party?" A tsunami of a performance that could not be saved by a back-up track.